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The Banter House [NEW]

General discussion, from hobbies & talents to quizzes and jokes. Take a break from kinks and engage in light-hearted banters

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  1. Satan
    Sticky

    AMA program is here!!!

    People of the undertable allow me to present to you our AMA program. What is AMA? AMA stands for Ask Me Anything. This is where you can have the chance to ask anything you want from our...
    People of the undertable allow me to present to you our AMA program. What is AMA? AMA stands for Ask Me Anything. This is where you can have the chance to ask anything you want from our guests. Our USC family is massive and it is ever growing and I believe that the best way for our community to...
    People of the undertable allow me to present to you our AMA program. What is AMA? AMA stands for Ask Me Anything. This is where you can have the chance to ask anything you want from our guests. Our USC family is massive and it is ever growing...
    People of the undertable allow me to present to you our AMA program. What is AMA? AMA stands for Ask Me Anything. This is where you can have the chance to ask anything you want from our...
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  2. Satan
    Sticky

    Welcome to the Banter House (MUST READ)

    Ladies, gentlemen, and whatever is in between, welcome to the dark side (we haven't installed any light fixtures yet) our overlords, the founders, have generously given us this space to discuss...
    Ladies, gentlemen, and whatever is in between, welcome to the dark side (we haven't installed any light fixtures yet) our overlords, the founders, have generously given us this space to discuss things that are not necessarily kink related but rather a place for us to express ourselves and talk...
    Ladies, gentlemen, and whatever is in between, welcome to the dark side (we haven't installed any light fixtures yet) our overlords, the founders, have generously given us this space to discuss things that are not necessarily kink related but...
    Ladies, gentlemen, and whatever is in between, welcome to the dark side (we haven't installed any light fixtures yet) our overlords, the founders, have generously given us this space to discuss...
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  3. Satan

    AMA 2.0 -Episode 1- Our guest needs no introduction, The supreme leader Mac Seah

    I know the title says the guest needs no introduction but this wouldn't be an AMA without me writing up an awkward introduction to embarrass the guest. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a flying...
    I know the title says the guest needs no introduction but this wouldn't be an AMA without me writing up an awkward introduction to embarrass the guest. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a flying penis? No it is Undertable's most prominent lurker, one of the founding members of the site and the...
    I know the title says the guest needs no introduction but this wouldn't be an AMA without me writing up an awkward introduction to embarrass the guest. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a flying penis? No it is Undertable's most prominent...
    I know the title says the guest needs no introduction but this wouldn't be an AMA without me writing up an awkward introduction to embarrass the guest. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a flying...
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  4. TianChai01

    Everything about Malacca

    Recently there were land filled sea to be land in some part of the Pantai Klebang, and people all goes there to take picture, because the view looks like desert in the Malaysia, we all know the...
    Recently there were land filled sea to be land in some part of the Pantai Klebang, and people all goes there to take picture, because the view looks like desert in the Malaysia, we all know the whether it's always hot here, it would be great if the developer plant some cactus to make it looks...
    Recently there were land filled sea to be land in some part of the Pantai Klebang, and people all goes there to take picture, because the view looks like desert in the Malaysia, we all know the whether it's always hot here, it would be great if...
    Recently there were land filled sea to be land in some part of the Pantai Klebang, and people all goes there to take picture, because the view looks like desert in the Malaysia, we all know the...
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  5. Clitnip

    Shouting out for home baker or those who likes to bake, especially bread

    Hello hello people. I am a keen and enthusiast of bread baking. It’s either I am horny or I am baking bread Can’t find my previous bread that I have posted some pictures. Starting this thread...
    Hello hello people. I am a keen and enthusiast of bread baking. It’s either I am horny or I am baking bread Can’t find my previous bread that I have posted some pictures. Starting this thread to find similar interest gang to share the hobby and knowledge I have. I am more to Artisan Bread...
    Hello hello people. I am a keen and enthusiast of bread baking. It’s either I am horny or I am baking bread Can’t find my previous bread that I have posted some pictures. Starting this thread to find similar interest gang to share the hobby...
    Hello hello people. I am a keen and enthusiast of bread baking. It’s either I am horny or I am baking bread Can’t find my previous bread that I have posted some pictures. Starting this thread...
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  6. Satan

    What's good on Netflix??

    Sup couch potatos. I trust that im not the only one who enjoys binge watching shows on Netflix, so I would like some recommendations on wots good to watch. I've seen a ton of the shows on netflix...
    Sup couch potatos. I trust that im not the only one who enjoys binge watching shows on Netflix, so I would like some recommendations on wots good to watch. I've seen a ton of the shows on netflix and my favorites are breaking bad, better call saul, orange is the new black, Vikings (currently...
    Sup couch potatos. I trust that im not the only one who enjoys binge watching shows on Netflix, so I would like some recommendations on wots good to watch. I've seen a ton of the shows on netflix and my favorites are breaking bad, better call...
    Sup couch potatos. I trust that im not the only one who enjoys binge watching shows on Netflix, so I would like some recommendations on wots good to watch. I've seen a ton of the shows on netflix...
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  7. ChocolateMilk

    The Sexy Funny Bits

    On a more lighter note.... Just felt like starting a thread to post some funny sexy images/jokes... instead of the usual sexy/nudes that we post in our other threads.... just for fun... the...
    On a more lighter note.... Just felt like starting a thread to post some funny sexy images/jokes... instead of the usual sexy/nudes that we post in our other threads.... just for fun... the Goddess has got her funny bone tickled....
    On a more lighter note.... Just felt like starting a thread to post some funny sexy images/jokes... instead of the usual sexy/nudes that we post in our other threads.... just for fun... the Goddess has got her funny bone tickled....
    On a more lighter note.... Just felt like starting a thread to post some funny sexy images/jokes... instead of the usual sexy/nudes that we post in our other threads.... just for fun... the...
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  8. MNML86

    It's Very Quiet in Sabah

    I noticed that Sabah is getting more quiet than before. (It was already the most quiet among the three) Was wondering what is happening. Is Sabah becoming more Conservative? Or perhaps more...
    I noticed that Sabah is getting more quiet than before. (It was already the most quiet among the three) Was wondering what is happening. Is Sabah becoming more Conservative? Or perhaps more discreet? I do acknowledge there are some veterans here, most of which have retired. The some of the...
    I noticed that Sabah is getting more quiet than before. (It was already the most quiet among the three) Was wondering what is happening. Is Sabah becoming more Conservative? Or perhaps more discreet? I do acknowledge there are some veterans...
    I noticed that Sabah is getting more quiet than before. (It was already the most quiet among the three) Was wondering what is happening. Is Sabah becoming more Conservative? Or perhaps more...
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  9. Satan

    Small medium at large wants to tell you what the future holds for you.

    My friend who is a fortune teller with dwarfism has been evading the authorities for about a year, living under my kitchen sink, she has grown bored so she told me that she misses reading peoples'...
    My friend who is a fortune teller with dwarfism has been evading the authorities for about a year, living under my kitchen sink, she has grown bored so she told me that she misses reading peoples' fortune. So my friends why dont you post a picture of your palms and my tiny medium friend shall...
    My friend who is a fortune teller with dwarfism has been evading the authorities for about a year, living under my kitchen sink, she has grown bored so she told me that she misses reading peoples' fortune. So my friends why dont you post a...
    My friend who is a fortune teller with dwarfism has been evading the authorities for about a year, living under my kitchen sink, she has grown bored so she told me that she misses reading peoples'...
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  10. Satan

    Liverpool sucks! Prove me wrong liverpool fans! GENERAL FOOTBALL THREAD

    Yeah you read that right.. you may discuss football here, posts in this thread will be exempted from the ' No harsh or inapropriate language' rule so you can unleash your inner hooligan. Now go!
    Yeah you read that right.. you may discuss football here, posts in this thread will be exempted from the ' No harsh or inapropriate language' rule so you can unleash your inner hooligan. Now go!
    Yeah you read that right.. you may discuss football here, posts in this thread will be exempted from the ' No harsh or inapropriate language' rule so you can unleash your inner hooligan. Now go!
    Yeah you read that right.. you may discuss football here, posts in this thread will be exempted from the ' No harsh or inapropriate language' rule so you can unleash your inner hooligan. Now go!
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  11. Satan

    Need theme ideas for future gatherings

    Friends i would like your opinion on what we could do for our next gathering. Today's picnic get together was super duper fun and it felt like i was among close friends and family. but i would...
    Friends i would like your opinion on what we could do for our next gathering. Today's picnic get together was super duper fun and it felt like i was among close friends and family. but i would like a different theme for the next gathering, so i was wondering wot you would suggest as a fun...
    Friends i would like your opinion on what we could do for our next gathering. Today's picnic get together was super duper fun and it felt like i was among close friends and family. but i would like a different theme for the next gathering, so i...
    Friends i would like your opinion on what we could do for our next gathering. Today's picnic get together was super duper fun and it felt like i was among close friends and family. but i would...
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  12. Malvadodios

    Wild time in Seoul

    Hi all, Will be working in Seoul for 1 week from 8th to 12th, any Bros or sisters Keen to meet up in Seoul?
    Hi all, Will be working in Seoul for 1 week from 8th to 12th, any Bros or sisters Keen to meet up in Seoul?
    Hi all, Will be working in Seoul for 1 week from 8th to 12th, any Bros or sisters Keen to meet up in Seoul?
    Hi all, Will be working in Seoul for 1 week from 8th to 12th, any Bros or sisters Keen to meet up in Seoul?
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  13. Swingcurious

    POST YE' FOTD

    The moon landing was a hoax. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. DC is better than Marvel. Liverpool FC suc...never mind. Now that you have noticed me Senpai, under intense blackmail from a fellow...
    The moon landing was a hoax. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. DC is better than Marvel. Liverpool FC suc...never mind. Now that you have noticed me Senpai, under intense blackmail from a fellow USC reptilian in disguise who I will not name (it's Satan, spelt S A T A N), I've been tasked to...
    The moon landing was a hoax. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. DC is better than Marvel. Liverpool FC suc...never mind. Now that you have noticed me Senpai, under intense blackmail from a fellow USC reptilian in disguise who I will not name (it's...
    The moon landing was a hoax. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. DC is better than Marvel. Liverpool FC suc...never mind. Now that you have noticed me Senpai, under intense blackmail from a fellow...
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  14. SliferLatte

    Best Way To Get A Girl

    To all the Masters around in USC, could all of you Sifu's give some tips and tricks in getting the girls? ;) 1 - What are the best ways to find a new girl (Apps, Websites, Clubs, etc.) 2 - What are...
    To all the Masters around in USC, could all of you Sifu's give some tips and tricks in getting the girls? ;) 1 - What are the best ways to find a new girl (Apps, Websites, Clubs, etc.) 2 - What are the best ways to charm a girl (Topics, Body Language, etc.) Let's discuss ~
    To all the Masters around in USC, could all of you Sifu's give some tips and tricks in getting the girls? ;) 1 - What are the best ways to find a new girl (Apps, Websites, Clubs, etc.) 2 - What are the best ways to charm a girl (Topics, Body...
    To all the Masters around in USC, could all of you Sifu's give some tips and tricks in getting the girls? ;) 1 - What are the best ways to find a new girl (Apps, Websites, Clubs, etc.) 2 - What are...
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  15. Infierno

    Something sexy, nasty and something good.

    For those who hasn't read this article, well it is talking about us, USC. I shall not have any summary, read it and understand it. For so long of my time here, it has become my second home, or...
    For those who hasn't read this article, well it is talking about us, USC. I shall not have any summary, read it and understand it. For so long of my time here, it has become my second home, or third home. Esp to @Mac Seah and @Flowie , thanks for setting this forum up, thanks for everything both...
    For those who hasn't read this article, well it is talking about us, USC. I shall not have any summary, read it and understand it. For so long of my time here, it has become my second home, or third home. Esp to @Mac Seah and @Flowie , thanks for...
    For those who hasn't read this article, well it is talking about us, USC. I shall not have any summary, read it and understand it. For so long of my time here, it has become my second home, or...
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  16. thewalker

    Problem reaching climax after circumcision

    Hi All Taiko Here, especially those who done circumcision before I just done my circumcision about 1 1/2 months ago so is completely heal (even the dr say so and green light) But after...
    Hi All Taiko Here, especially those who done circumcision before I just done my circumcision about 1 1/2 months ago so is completely heal (even the dr say so and green light) But after circumcision im having problem reaching climax(cum) during intercourse or diy. I pump for 30min also cant...
    Hi All Taiko Here, especially those who done circumcision before I just done my circumcision about 1 1/2 months ago so is completely heal (even the dr say so and green light) But after circumcision im having problem reaching climax(cum) during...
    Hi All Taiko Here, especially those who done circumcision before I just done my circumcision about 1 1/2 months ago so is completely heal (even the dr say so and green light) But after...
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  17. JimmyNgcw2016

    KM Chicken Soup

    A Happier Man A happy man is a man without worries. A wise man once said, “Why be unhappy about a situation when it can be rectified? If not, what’s the use of being unhappy about it if it...
    A Happier Man A happy man is a man without worries. A wise man once said, “Why be unhappy about a situation when it can be rectified? If not, what’s the use of being unhappy about it if it can’t be rectified?” Look at the things/ situations that are the sources of your unhappiness. Is there...
    A Happier Man A happy man is a man without worries. A wise man once said, “Why be unhappy about a situation when it can be rectified? If not, what’s the use of being unhappy about it if it can’t be rectified?” Look at the things/ situations...
    A Happier Man A happy man is a man without worries. A wise man once said, “Why be unhappy about a situation when it can be rectified? If not, what’s the use of being unhappy about it if it...
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  18. Psylocke

    Bust Enhancements

    Any recommendations where to get a boob job done at? Thailand? Korea? US? Australia? What’s the best boob size that will look natural? Round or tear drop implants?
    Any recommendations where to get a boob job done at? Thailand? Korea? US? Australia? What’s the best boob size that will look natural? Round or tear drop implants?
    Any recommendations where to get a boob job done at? Thailand? Korea? US? Australia? What’s the best boob size that will look natural? Round or tear drop implants?
    Any recommendations where to get a boob job done at? Thailand? Korea? US? Australia? What’s the best boob size that will look natural? Round or tear drop implants?
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  19. Freakychew

    Nerds & Geeks Emporium!

    Greetings Lads & Ladies! This is the thread where you can discuss anything geeky or nerdy! Be it maths, chess, comics, video games, movies.. you're all welcome to post as you please! I'll be your...
    Greetings Lads & Ladies! This is the thread where you can discuss anything geeky or nerdy! Be it maths, chess, comics, video games, movies.. you're all welcome to post as you please! I'll be your Dungeon Master this evening. Just a few rules: No trolling (Satan's edit: troll the nerds) Don't...
    Greetings Lads & Ladies! This is the thread where you can discuss anything geeky or nerdy! Be it maths, chess, comics, video games, movies.. you're all welcome to post as you please! I'll be your Dungeon Master this evening. Just a few...
    Greetings Lads & Ladies! This is the thread where you can discuss anything geeky or nerdy! Be it maths, chess, comics, video games, movies.. you're all welcome to post as you please! I'll be your...
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  20. SingBBC

    Marry Xmas

    Marry XMas Guys ! Have a good one
    Marry XMas Guys ! Have a good one
    Marry XMas Guys ! Have a good one
    Marry XMas Guys ! Have a good one
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  21. MeeSeeks

    Tantric Poems, Fervid Wanderings and Musings of the Depraved

    By the pale moonlight, Fervid ravings of the flesh In everlasting torment and delight Orgasmic Pleasure comes by the flash Beneath the Darkness, away from God's sight Debasement in utter...
    By the pale moonlight, Fervid ravings of the flesh In everlasting torment and delight Orgasmic Pleasure comes by the flash Beneath the Darkness, away from God's sight Debasement in utter starkness upon the pillars of virtue we blight ------- Write more poetry! I fancy a shag, doors are open to...
    By the pale moonlight, Fervid ravings of the flesh In everlasting torment and delight Orgasmic Pleasure comes by the flash Beneath the Darkness, away from God's sight Debasement in utter starkness upon the pillars of virtue we...
    By the pale moonlight, Fervid ravings of the flesh In everlasting torment and delight Orgasmic Pleasure comes by the flash Beneath the Darkness, away from God's sight Debasement in utter...
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  22. Satan

    The Confession Booth

    Father forgive me for i have cringed. Listen here you punks Father Satan and his trusty minions @Freakychew and the beautiful @Swingcurious are here to listen to your confessions. In this thread...
    Father forgive me for i have cringed. Listen here you punks Father Satan and his trusty minions @Freakychew and the beautiful @Swingcurious are here to listen to your confessions. In this thread i expect you to bare it all, tell me all your embarrassing stories, tell us your secrets, do you...
    Father forgive me for i have cringed. Listen here you punks Father Satan and his trusty minions @Freakychew and the beautiful @Swingcurious are here to listen to your confessions. In this thread i expect you to bare it all, tell me all your...
    Father forgive me for i have cringed. Listen here you punks Father Satan and his trusty minions @Freakychew and the beautiful @Swingcurious are here to listen to your confessions. In this thread...
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